The Chinese have obviously gotten this one quite a bit mixed up. Sure, Indiana Jones wears a hat that might be mistaken for something worn by a cowboy and his name has the word "Indian" in it, but can you really fuck it up that bad by creating a "Cowboys and Indians" playset out of this one?
Someone thought to hang teddy bears from chains by their necks might be a good idea that would sell lots of bears. Instead, it turned out to be the saddest display of plush-animal cruelty in the past few years.
I guess it's now fully acceptable for young girls to have pole dancing dolls for toys. How the world changes after I've been asleep under a rock for so many years. I guess fully nude porn dolls are about another 5 years away.
God Almighty, the action figure. And he comes with an AK-47 assault rifle. How fucking balls-out awesome is this? I wish I could get my hands on one. It probably sells on e-bay for about a billion dollars.