This is truly an incredible story. Alberto for what ever reason ends up at the bottom of a skate bowl, trapped! Several of the more athletic boys jump down to help him out. After several hilarious failed attempts Alberto finally gets rid of the chocolate bars from his pockets which were weighing him down, loses the jacket and... Read More >>
Bob "Viper" Crotchburg had a childhood obsession with snakes. Unfortunately this obsession continued on into adulthood where it knew no bounds. Now, we are left to view an ungodly product of his own creation.
At first I thought it was a woman. But it's not. It's a man. Or rather, a snake man. Of some sort. Yuck.
Ok, so we have soap... and we have brass knuckles. When combined, they make the absolutely most bad-ass way to wash your body with. But hold on. Am I supposed to punch myself to get this to work? I don't think I full understand it, but at $15 a pop, it may be worth a shot.
During an epic beard-lifting competition, this blue-clad hippy won by being able to lift a 56-pound using only his beard. A day later he entered the pubic hair lifting competition and trounced the competition by lifting a 183-pound bag of dirt with his short and curlies.