Anyone remember the ever-trendy Fail Pants from the mid-90's? Apparently someone decided it was time for them to rise from the ashes of fashion garbage and make another appearance in today's day and age.
If you're right-handed and have a 26-inch "hose" cock that you vigorously masturbate with hourly (hence, why your arm is so long), you'll finally be able to wear a form-fitted sweater that covers your entire arm.