It's funny how Ronald's face never seems to change, regardless of what sexual act is being performed on him. I seem to recall that he wore the same expression when he was on the business end of a butt-hurt attack from Biker Bill.
If you don't feel like waiting in line for the H1N1, try Hector's method. Simply boil some water and then pour it directly down your throat. You'll boil out the virus and be a healthy man in no time. It may take a few weeks for the burns in your mouth to heal, but that's the price to pay for being awesome.